I’m often asked why don’t britons travel SO much more than they do and its a very simple answer:
76c per litre : $1.96 per litre.
And that is why i can’t afford to travel all over the country all the time.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyones immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…
this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence
- What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
- What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
Marvel we need to talk about your obsessions with blue glowing objects
Marvel you have a kink
OH MY GOSH GUYS! GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT THIS AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Okay, okay, so you know how it was Howard who fished the Tesseract out of the ocean when he was looking for Steve and then they started studying it? Do you also remember that it was Howard who made the video that told Tony how he could create a new element?
Well, of course Howard wouldn’t have known that Tony was going to end up with an arc reactor in his chest and need to find this new element, so what was he looking for? But if you think about it, the blue glow from the new arc reactor in the first gif matches the blue glow from the Tesseract in some ways.
WHAT IF HOWARD FREAKING STARK REALIZED THAT THE KEY TO THE TESSERACT WAS THE NEW ELEMENT BUT THAT TONY WOULD HAVE TO DISCOVER IT BECAUSE TECHNOLOGY JUST WASN’T THERE YET?!
*running around with head on fire*